Certidão de Nascimento de Burrzina

Nasceu um carro chamado Burrzina,filho de Cachorronaldo e de Bodabrina Sato.A fusão de Burrzina é de um burro com o Zina,a fusão do Cachorronaldo é de um cachorro com o Ronaldo,e a fusão da Bodabrina Sato é de um bode com a Sabrina Sato.
Data de nascimento:11/04/1500
Nome do pai:Cachorronaldo
Nome da mãe:Bodabrina Sato
Nome:Burrzina
Descrição:Um carro todo quebrado,velho,burro,sem pneu,sem volante,sem vidro,um carro de cor verde bosta,etc.
LUgar onde mora:Mora numa cidade chamada Maconha,num estado chamado Cerveja,num país chamado Cigarro,num continente chamadoPolíticos e num planeta chamado Can-Can.

Primeiro personagem:Burrzina

Oi!Como vai?Agora eu tenho uma grande novidade para contar!Eu criei um personagem chamado Burrzina,ele é um carro muito legal que vai fazer você rir muito!Você vai ver!

Te amo demais-Leonardo

Eu sou assim
Nunca soube recitar poesias
Não sei palavras de amor
Nem sou sedutor
Não sei fingir nem poderia...

Eu não tenho ouro nem prata
Mas o meu maior tesouro
Eu te dei
Só quero teu amor e mais nada
Você precisa entender
É que eu não sei dizer...

Só sei que
Eu te amo demais
As noites sozinho
É o teu nome que eu chamo
Baby eu te amo demais
Eu só sei dizer:
Te amo, te amo...

Te amo demais
Como eu te amo
Te amo demais..

Palavras valem
Menos que um olhar
Meu coração
É quem vai te explicar
Da cabeça aos pés
Eu vou te beijar
Como um sábio
Na arte de amar...

Não sei mentir
Pra conquistar uma mulher
Daria tudo nesse mundo
Só prá ter você
O destino seja
O que Deus quiser
Você precisa entender
É que eu não sei dizer...

Só sei que
Eu te amo demais
Nas noites sozinho
É o teu nome que eu chamo
Baby eu te amo demais
Eu só sei dizer:
Te amo, te amo...(4x)

Comemoração das 50 postagens do blog força mengão

Essa é uma postagem muito especial para todos,é a comemoração das 50 postagens do blog FORÇA MENGÃO,criado por Yuri Trambaioli Nogueira,que escreveu grandes postagens nesse incrível blog.E por isso,vamos nos divertir com uma piadinha muito especial comemorando as 50 portagens do blog FORÇA MENGÃO:

Piada da pizza deliciosa



Era em uma bela noite,um bêbado foi num buteco e bebeu mais de 50 garrafas de skol,e ainda por cima comeu uma deliciosa e intensa pizza.Depois disso tudo,ele que não poderia dirigir,pegou um taxi e foi para casa.No fim da viagem,ele começou com uma imensa dor de barriga,querendo vomitar e fazer muito cocô!Assim que pagou o motorista,perguntou:

-Posso deixar uma deliciosa e imensa pizza aqui no seu banco de trás taxista?

O taxista respondeu:

-Com muito prazer!

E o taxista pensando que o bêbado deixaria uma deliciosa e imensa pizza no seu banco de trás do taxi,plofttttttttttttt!!!!!!!
O bêbado deixou uma pizza de vômito pra falar verdade,deixou o taxista no vacuo!E o taxista desisperado disse:

-Vai tomar no CUtuvelo seu filho da PUra mãe brasileira que deu CUmda para os pobres!


Você gostou?

Halo-Beyoncé

Remember those walls I built
Well, baby they're tumbling down
And they didn't even put up a fight
They didn't even make up a sound

I found a way to let you in
But I never really had a doubt
Standing in the light of your halo
I got my angel now

It's like I've been awakened
Every rule I had you breaking
It's the risk that I'm taking
I ain't never gonna shut you out

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your embrace
Baby I can see your halo
You know you're my saving grace

You're everything I need and more
It's written all over your face
Baby I can feel your halo
Pray it won't fade away

Do your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo
Do your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo

Hit me like a ray of sun
Burning through my darkest night
You're the only one that I want
Think I'm addicted to your light

I swore I'd never fall again
But this don't even feel like falling
Gravity can't forget
To pull me back to the ground again

Feels like I've been awakened
Every rule I had you breaking
The risk that I'm taking
I'm never gonna shut you out

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your embrace
Baby I can see your halo
You know you're my saving grace

You're everything I need and more
It's written all over your face
Baby I can feel your halo
Pray it won't fade away

I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo
I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo

I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo
I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo
Halo, halo

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your embrace
Baby I can see your halo
You know you're my saving grace

You're everything I need and more
It's written all over your face
Baby I can feel your halo
Pray it won't fade away

I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo
I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo

I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo
I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo

Diva-Beyoncé

I'm a diva
I'm a, I'm a a diva (hey)
I'm a, I'm a a diva
I'm a, I'm a a diva (hey)
I'm a, I'm a…

Na na na diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla
Of a of a hustla
Na na na diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla
Of a of a hustla

Stop the track, let me state facts
I told you give me a minute, and I'll be right back
Fifty million round the world and they said that I couldn't get it
I done got so sick and filthy with Benji's, I can't spend
How you gone be talkin' shit?
You act like I just got up in it
Been the Number One Diva in this game for a minute
I know you read the paper, the one that they call a queen
Every radio around the world know me
'Cause that's where I be

I'm a, diva
I'm a, I'm a a diva (hey)
I'm a, I'm a a diva
I'm a, I'm a a diva (hey)
I'm a, I'm a…

Na na na diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla
Of a of a husttla
Na na na diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla
Of a of a hustla

When he pull up, wanna pop my hood up
Bet he better have a six pack, in the cooler
Getting money, divas getting money
If you ain't getting money then you ain't got nothing for me

Tell me somethin (tell me somethin)
Where your boss at? (where your boss at?)
Where my ladies up in here that like to talk back?
I wanna see ya ( I wanna see yo)
I'd like to meet cha (I wanna meet yo)
What you said (not to me)
She ain't no diva (she ain't no diva)

Na na na diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla
Of a of a hustla
Na na na diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla
Of a of a hustla

Since fifteen in my stilettos been struttin' in this game
What's your age was the question they asked when I hit the stage
I'm a diva, best believe her
You see her, she getting paid
She ain't callin' him to greet her
Don't need him, her bed's made.

This is a stick up, stick up !
I need them bags, uh, that money
Stick up, stick up !
You see them ask where the money

All my ladies get it up
I see you, I do the same
Take it to another level
No passengers on my plane

I'm a diva
I'm a, I'm a diva (hey)
I'm a, I'm a diva
I'm a, I'm a diva (hey)
I'm a, I'm a…

This is a stick up, stick up !
I need them bags, uh, that money
Stick up, stick up !
You see them ask where that money

Na na na diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla
Of a of a hustla
Na na na diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla
Of a of a hustla

I'm a, I'm a diva (hey)
I'm a, I'm a diva
I'm a, I'm a diva
I'm a, I'm a…

Single Ladies-Beyoncé

Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

All the single ladies

(All the single ladies)

All the single ladies

(All the single ladies)

All the single ladies

(All the single ladies)

All the single ladies

Now put your hands up

Up in the club, we just broke up

I'm doing my own little thing

Decided to dip but now you wanna trip

Cuz another brother noticed me

I'm up on him, he up on me

Don't pay him any attention

Kept crying my tears, for three good years

Ya can't be mad at me

'Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Oh, oh, oh...

'If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

I put gloss on my lips, a man on my hips

Hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans

acting up, drank in my cup

I could care less what you think

I need no permission, did I mention

Don't pay him any attention

'Cuz you had your turn But now you gonna learn

What it really feels like to miss me

'Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Oh, oh oh...

'If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Oh, oh oh...

Don't treat to these things of this world

I'm not that kind of girl

Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve

He's a man that makes me and takes me

And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond

Pull me into your arms

Say I'm not the one you own

If you don't, you'll be alone

And like a ghost I'll be gone

All the single ladies

(All the single ladies)

All the single ladies

(All the single ladies)

All the single ladies

(All the single ladies)

All the single ladies

Now put your hands up

(Chorus)

Oh, oh, oh...